Joe Scarborough
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Along with Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity, Joe Scarborough is one of the "Pretty Republicans". To that end, he is frequently hit on by the homosexuals from The Daily Show.
Joe used to have a show called Scarborough Country, but even following Keith Olbermann's Countdown did not improve it's abysmal ratings. Joe was moved to a morning slot and his show is now called Morning Joe. You need to listen to Joe in the morning to wake up! Yesiree, he'll get your blood to boiling!
On July 19, 2006, he was appointed Vice-President of the Colbert Nation after making Stephen Colbert Arch-Duke of Scarborough Country and promising to show no less than ten total minutes of The Colbert Report clips on his show every night.
Joe was also the first guest of The Report to realize the show is broadcast from the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
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- Scarborough is not retarded. In fact, his I.Q. has tripled in the last six months, and you can look that up!
- Shoots hoops on Fridays with Stephen, is unstoppable in the paint.
- One of Newt's troops in the 1994 Republican Revolution.
- Nailed by Stephen for accepting money from Jack Abramoff when he was a Republican congressman.
- Helps converts gays, like Jason Jones, to heterosexuality by coaching them in the ways of "getting some hot Conservative tail."
- Like a true American Patriot, Scarborough trashed the ant-American Commie liberal Rosie O'Donnell for daring to question 9-11
- Secretly in love with Stephen
- Finds reasons to attack O'Reilly, Posibly due to his love affair with Keith Olbermann
- Was brutally attacked by that filthy Brit John Oliver while he was on the air.
- Works for liberals (that explains why he is sometimes asked by guests if Bush is stupid).
- Also explains why he followed Tim Russert's orders to cancel an appearance by Arianna Huffington on his show, because she offended Timmeh.
