John Lennon
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John Lennon is believed to be a friend of Vladimir Lenin, maybe even cousins or something like that. So naturally, kids love him but smart adults hate his crazy liberal personage.
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[edit] Upbringing
John Lennon was conceived in a sinful, illegitimate manner by his Mother Julia and father Freddie, a closeted gay, and was raised by his Aunt Mimi and uncle George. Uncle George was later called into duty for the Great African War, in which he was impaled by an elephant tusk.
[edit] Musical Career
John's Career started while he played bongos naked on the sidewalk for fish and chips. This is where he met the rest of the people that would eventually form The Beatles, a group of naked bongo players who put on suits and switched instruments, thus becoming a worldwide godless hippie sensation for millions of teenagers. He later met met Asian dominatrix yoko ono, who would later break up the Beatles because of a public execution of Paul McCartney, later to be replaced by a robot for a short time in the Beatles, and forever as the man. Lennon then went solo becoming a God hating liberal peace activist and murder victim.
[edit] That Japaneses Chick
John Lennon married Japanese dominatrix Yoko Ono because of her resemblance to Karl Marx.
[edit] Strawberry Fields Forever
Strawberry Fields is a magical land John Lennon discovered while on LSD. It was actually a waste dump in the west end of London that the Mafia often used to bury bodies
[edit] Link to AIDS in America
In the 1970's Lennon and his hippie crew of communist free loaders were linked to the spreading of AIDS and other STD's in America. Lennon's main message was the spreading of free love, and free sex (which we all know is ungodly,and un-American do to the fact that it is ungodly). Lennon's spreading of the idea of free sex between non married couples and homos is a direct and obvious link to why we have AIDS in non 3rd world countries today. He is also reported to have given AIDs to the SSU student body.
[edit] Legacy
John Lennons songs have become themes for Communist movements worldwide, he is revered 3rd in communist countries only behind Marx and Lenin.
