John Wayne

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John Wayne was seven feet tall and born in 1850. He was a freedom fighter and the Indians he killed were freedom haters that tried to steal his land.

He kicked ass untill the 1970's at which point he was frozen.

[edit] The Curse

No man named after him has ever had a good life.

John Wayne Gacy, Jr., John Wayne Bobbit, etc.


John Wayne
is Very Manly™.
John Wayne
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.
John Wayne
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

John Wayne
is an American Man of God!!!

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