John Yarmuth

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John Yarmuth is the ivy-league-graduated, liberal, communist, Christmas hating former newspaper editor who somehow miraculously defeated five term Republican Congresswoman Anne Northup in the 2006 Midterm Elections. As a result, he is now Kentucky's Representative for the 3rd District, and one of Nancy Pelosi's helper bears in her plots to destroy America.

On March 8, 2007, Yarmuth was interviewed by Stephen Colbert for part 43 of the 435 434 part series Better Know A District.

How ridiculous is that?

[edit] John Yarmuth's Legislative Agenda

Representative Yarmuth has promised to enact legislation to shred kittens in wood chippers.

Chipper is a casualty of such an act.

[edit] John Yarmuth's Diet

• Too many transfats.
• Distilled spirits.
• The unbuttered side of a buttered piece of bread.
• Nancy Pelosi's leftover meatscraps.

[edit] John Yarmuth's External Links

• John Yarmuth's Official Website (where you can see a picture of Rep. Yarmuth and all his Black Friends)
• A Kitten in a Woodchipper (I think John did it)