Judas Iscariot

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Judas Iscariot.

Judas Iscariot is the betrayer of Jesus and the subsequent creator of the godless, liberal, Colbert-lacking Democratic Party. Judas was also captain of his high school hockey team, which makes him un-American, and therefore, Judas hates God. Judas also kissed Jesus, in a futile attempt to turn the Lord and Savior into a gay. Jesus doesn't get down like that, so Judas now rots in the 7th Circle of Hell for all eternity with Adolf Hitler and Freddie Mercury.

Andrew Jackson also founded the Democratic Party; it is likely that the explanation for this apparent historical discrepancy is that Andrew Jackson was a clone of Judas. Judas was also the Dictator of France from around 655 B.C. to 1948, and is almost universally recognized as the founder of French morals, politics, surrednderiness, and in general shittiness associated with France.