Justin Timberlake

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Like,
Justin Timberlake
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Justin Timberlake
is all Girlieman.
FANTASIES

WEEKEND WITH DR. HOUSE

DUET WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

ASTRONAUT LICENSE


COLMES IN GITMO

ATTEND HOGWARTS

GOLF WITH NIXON

HUNT MAN

WRESTLE MANILOW

LEATHER PANTS

TRY APPLETINI

BABY CARROTS

A fresh, clean All-American boy
A fresh, clean All-American boy

Justin Timberlake is a singer and dancer who has popular with teenage girls and the gays since his inclusion on the dyslexic boy band N-Sync. He is also a member of the International Order of Mouseketeers, and once served in Disneyland's standing army.

Justin's Kingly qualities have increased considerably since it was announced that one of Stephen Colbert's fantasies is to perform a duet with him.

[edit] Trivia

  • Justin will do a duet with Stephen Colbert called "TruthinessBack".
  • He is also known as the Knut of music video stars.
  • He's 4'4" 87 lbs.
  • Related to myspace
  • Founder of Nirvana and *NSYNC.
  • Honorary member of the We Are Not Michael Jackson But We Wish We Were, troupe. Other members include Usher and Chris Brown.
  • Was originally christened 'Timberface'.
  • Is known to put his dick in a box.
  • In 2007 his album "FutureSex/LoveSounds" lost the Grammy for Album of the Year to the Dixie Chicks.

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Oh No!
Justin Timberlake
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!
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