Ku Klux Klan
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The Ku Klux Klan are a group of illiterate white supremacists, who seek to defend America from basically everyone who isn't a white Republican naturalized citizen who loves guns and the South.
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Beliefs
Unlike Stephen Colbert the Ku Klux Klan do see color. And it really boils their blood. They don't like blacks or people who have black friends (thus putting Our Glorious Stephen in their trigger-happy line of fire). They also don't like the gays, Jews, Catholics, gypsies, arabs, hispanics, foreigners, liberals, etc., etc.
The KKK believes that the South won the Civil War and they think that slavery is still legal. So, to our black friends, if you see a ghostly figure coming at you with a net and shackles, RUN!!! The Ku Klux Klan also believes that Jesus thinks that hating everyone and burning crosses is, for lack of a better word, "cool".
History
The KKK began as a chicken breeding club, and was founded after the Civil War by a group of disgruntled southern Democrats. Yes, that's right, the Dems were big supporters of the early Klan. Their agenda changed dramatically when they discovered they had a collective love of burning giant wooden crosses.
To join the KKK you had to complete a series of tasks including eating a chicken while it was alive!!!! They are gross!!!
They took their new pastime on the road, involving black folks by burning their crosses in the front gardens of their new "friends". Strangely, the black folk didn't like it very much. Probably because of the mess it made.
Since it's beginnings, the KKK has brought shame to all of America by trying their best to strain all of the tasty minority morsels out of the great soup of America. The KKK labels every race with ridiculous stereotypes to demean them. Well here's a stereotype for you Ku Klux Klan; The KKK eats helpless babies. Spread the word America!
KKK Agenda
- Eliminate all other races
- Vote Republican
- Dress up for Halloween and burn crosses
- Eat Babies (proven fact)
- lynch Obama once he wins Democrat nomination
Solution
Ignore the Ku Klux Klan. We have been doing that for the past 150 years and we've kept them at bay since then! Also, protect your babies, because they'll eat them.This is a proven true statement, They will hunt you down and eat your babies!!!
