Karen Hughes
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Karen Hughes is all woman, W-O-MAN, woman! She is so much a woman, that she is on a special mission for America in moo-slamic countries. At the behest of The Greatest President--EVER!, Ms. Hughes was given the task of improving America's image in those backwards sand-filled hell holes.
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[edit] Ms. Hughes' Girlhood
Ms. Hughes was born a girl somewhere in the Continental United States. Ms. Hughes went to school and loved Jesus before going off to college, in another city and state also within the Continental Unites States.
[edit] The College Years for Ms. Hughes
Ms. Hughes matriculated and graduated from an accedited school of higher learning within the Continental United States.
[edit] Working Life for Ms. Hughes
Ms. Hughes was able to apply lessons learned to many jobs - first in Texas, then for America. In Washington, she served as the public relations czar as the State Department's Public Diplomacy Secretary. In November 2007, she announed at a Rose Garden press conference that she would "leave this bullshit for some other bullshit." She would be one of the last of Bush's cronies to moozy back to Texas, leaving Condoleeza Rice and Dick Cheney but not for one last tryst perhaps in Iran.
[edit] How The World Has Benefitted From Ms. Hughes
Due to Ms. Hughes skills in diplomacy, marketing and truthiness there are more people in the moo-slamic world who know that Americans are compassionate. The moo-slims also know who is responsible for all damage caused to humanity since the beginning of time.
[edit] Ms. Hughes Trivia
- like Harriet Miers and Condoleeza Rice, is a fervent spouse of America, not just some guy
- benches 350
- has 23" bicepts
