Karl Rove
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MC Karl Rove is a Great American who was sent from Heaven by God. Since God and Mrs. God couldn't have any more kids (can't talk about it right this minute) they sent Karl to America's Planet.
He has served loyally as the chief adviser of The Greatest President Ever, and is often referred to as "Bush's Brain". However, he could also be regarded as Bush's gut, both metaphorically and physically. Rove is known to Bush as "Turd Blossom," whereas he is known to Stephen by the affectionate pet name "Feces Geranium."
After many years of loyal service, Rove announced his planned retirement from his role of Bush's main political adviser at the end of August, 2007. He wants to further his hippity-hop career, and of course spend more time with his family. It totally has nothing to do with subpoenas, Joe Wilson's Wife, Iraq, or anything like that! There is also a rumor that Rove has agreed to become Our Glorious Stephen's Senior Policy Adviser, effective September 1, although this is unconfirmed by Stephen.
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Karl's Youth
Like Clark Kent, Karl had troubles growing up. Due to his superpowers and his baby-faced features, Karl always felt out-of-the-mainstream. He was a nerd before the term was cool, another indication of just what a trailblazer this visionary truly is.
As he matured, he began to realize that it was the other kids who were the problem. Like Bill Gates and various other geeks, he vowed to vanquish his enemies through guile and awkward social skills.
His life changed when he worked as a gopher for the Papalatine/Skywalker election of a long, long time ago.
Rove Masterminds 2006 GOP Victory
Karl Rove has been called "Bush's Brain," but he demonstrated during the 2006 midterm elections that he is, in fact, The World's Brain.
Working with fresh-faced RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman, Rove created an astounding victory for the GOP in that election. He and Mehlman pulled off their electoral feat while keeping the liberal media in the dark. It was a stroke of amazing genius.
Oh yeah, before we forget, information, no matter how important might be irretrievably lost--from computers and from brilliant brains. so, it's a good thing I posted this before I forgot! How bad would that have been!?
Karl Rove Factoids
- He has smelly breath.
- He quacks like
Dick Cheneya duck. - He eats 10 times his own weight a day, a diet full of truthiness.
- He loves candy bars and deep-fried puppies.
- He is an avid fan of rap music, especially gangsta rap.
- His nickame is "Turd Blossom" because of his aromatic body odor.
- Oozes a musky scent that makes women unable to resist touching him.
- His truthiness bends reality to his will.
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