Karma

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Karma
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!
"Karma"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
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To many people, especially Buddhists and Hinduists, karma is a way of summarizing the selflessness which arises from all the actions one makes throughout one's life. Think of the SAT score for hippies. Believers of karma think it determines what you are reincarnated into.

However, there is a darker side to karma! In reality it is the acronym for a sinister, secretive, international organization, probably run by bears. Its full name is Kabal Against Ressurecting Most Americans, and its goal is to slowly corrupt America via the liberal media, and tear Americans away from the awesome coolness of Jesus, thus condemning them to Hell, or endless reincarnation as a cockroach.



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