Kent Hovind

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Kent Hovind agrees with Rush,
People With Cancer Are Political Fodder!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
CONGRATULATIONS! By using this tube of The Internets,
"Kent Hovind"
has touched you in a very special way.
Kent Hovind
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


Kent Hovind is an American hero. He created a Creationism theme park in his backyard, Dinosaur Adventure Land. He currently resides in prison with Saddam Hussein's science advisor for refusing to pay taxes for "godliness" (for Allah?). Kent Hovind is a noted cryptozoologist who discovered a plesiosaur carcass.


Kent Hovind is also a noted athiest, as well as a prophet within the church of Scientology.

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