Kiss
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Kiss
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan
You wanted the best? Well, you got these freaks...
A group of biracial musicians, led by
Gene Simmons, that breathe fire and can use axes to play music. Need any more proof of their
satanism?
[edit] Members
- Gene Simmons- bass, vocals, shoots fire from at least one known orifice, illegitimate father to a small Amish communities worth of carnies, bar-flys, tire/lube mechanics, and trailer park custodians.
- Paul Stanley- rhythm guitar, vocals, started wearing star makeup to signify the deeply patriotic union between he and his first wife (now deceased) due to the fact she was a zebra, currently involved with a female marmoset he met through mutual friend/band mate Eric Singer.
- Eric Singer- drums, wears gay cat makeup, housebroken, likes being scratched behind the ears, good with children and other weirdos.
- Tommy Thayer- replaced original lead guitarist Ace Frehley in 2002, cyborg, owns complete set of Dukes of Hazard memorabilia collection plates, harbors a well-known fondness for cheese danish.
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