Latvia

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Latvia is the troubled middle child of the Baltic.

[edit] Latvia, C.O.W Member and "One of the Good Ones"

Latvian people are generally somewhat better than Lithuanians, a lot better than Estonians and and much more a lot gooder than Belarussians.

Latvia is a great and powerful ally of the Coalition of the Willing, or C.O.W in the war of terror. Latvia is also "one of the good ones" in The NATO. They sent a legion of 200 Livonian Knights to battle Satan and his lover Sadaam Husein

[edit] Latvia, Hotbed of Godless Socialism

Latvian president Dr. Vaira Vike-Freiberga was born in Latvia, but moved to Canada. Because she did not move to the greatest country in the world, but to the communist heaven to the north, Latvia has now a pinko president, and this makes Baby Jesus, The Greatest President Ever, and Stephen Colbert unhappy (and not in any particular order or magnitude of unhappiness). As we all know whatever makes any one of these great individuals unhappy is generally bad for the well being of the world.

As of 2006, almost 44% of Latvian population has Internets at home or at least an access to the Internets Tubes. Latvia is too close to Sweden and Russia, which are trying to spread godless socialism in the region.

[edit] Latvia Plans for World Minor European Countries Domination

Ever since the discussion about the greaterest Livonian knights pulling out of the newly established democracy of Iraq, Latvian truthiness spreaders are planning to invade Liechtenstein, and their cousin Switzerland, which will be an easy campaign since both countries are landlocked. Belarus, you're next!