Laura Bush
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Laura "Pickles" Bush 
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| Maiden Name: | Beef Jerky |
| Born: | November 4, 1946 |
| Killed former fiance with her own car: | November 5, 1963 |
| Spouse: | Greatest President |
| Residence: | The Mayflower Hotel |
Laura "Pickles" Bush is America's Wife and the First Lady of The United States.
She loves that man of hers.
Yes she does.
She also likes certain herbal refeshments.
She has a huge collection of audiobooks.
Due to her devotion to the Greatest President Ever, she makes other men feel they also have a chance with her, exciting them to no end.
Back in 1945 she invented Miss Universe and because of so, it was thought to be very very biased if she would run for the title herself. Her mother inlaw ironically also invented a pageant call Miss United States. Laura Bush married the Greatest President ever in Guantanamo Bay Cuba Resort and sailed away by a magic unicorn to a magical place called texas. It is believed that she and Condolizza Rice have been fighting over the attention of the greatest president ever.
