Laura Bush

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Laura Bush
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America


Laura "Pickles" Bush
Maiden Name: Beef Jerky
Born: November 4, 1946
Killed former fiance with her own car: November 5, 1963
Spouse: Greatest President
Residence: The Mayflower Hotel
This is not the Joker
This is not the Joker

Laura "Pickles" Bush is America's Wife and the First Lady of The United States.

She loves that man of hers.

Yes she does.

She also likes certain herbal refeshments.

She has a huge collection of audiobooks.

Due to her devotion to the Greatest President Ever, she makes other men feel they also have a chance with her, exciting them to no end.

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