Laura Dern

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Laura Dern
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!


An American actress known for her overly whorish roles, who somehow was cast to play the beautiful and demure, Katherine Harris in the HBO lie-fest, Recount, which twists the truth about the 2000 presidential election to favor liberals and capitalism-hater Al Gore!

May 14, 2008 Nailing

Laura Dern
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


NOTES

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  • Stephen enjoyed her since she played "Girl Eating Ice Cream" in "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
  • Stephen is star-struck
  • her resemblance to Harris is like looking in a foggy mirror that prevents one from seeing how much make up one applies
  • all-star cast
  • would not reveal who played Jesus
  • thinks Stephen looks amazing
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