Liberty University

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Liberty University is Jerry Falwell's Holiest of HOLY universities whose webpage shows 4 black people taking a bus to the school. Their science department is #2,673 in America!^{Episode #369}

1 Mission
2 Campus
- 2.1 Campus Church
- 2.2 Boys Dorm
3 Majors

[edit] Mission

The mission of Jerry Falwell's Liberty University is to provide America with a leadership and work force of properly-educated professionals whose Faith-based education forces the correct ideological orientation to guide America's future toward Our Lord and Savior Jesus's expected return.

[edit] Campus

Located in the aptly named Lynchburg, Virginia, Liberty University was founded as soon as Jerry Falwell discovered a way to combat the de-Godding of America's educational system.

The campus sits on 500 acres of meticulously landscaped American soil. The campus consists of 9 buildings:

the campus church
the Jerry Falwell School of Diplomacy
the Tinky Winky International Studies School
the Pat Robertson School of Heavenly Nutrition
the Ralph Reed School of Business and Acquisitions
the Moral Majority Communications School
the Ted Haggard Memorial Dormitories

[edit] Campus Church

The campus church is the centerpiece of the university. The air conditioning is run off a campus clean coal-powered electrial system. All studio lights are recessed into the ceiling, along with 19 of the latest in HD cameras and sound equipment. It seats 500 inside the main hall, and 20 in each of the 4 viewing rooms. Each viewing room receives the service feed onto its own 50-inch flat screen, high-def television screen.