Library

From Wikiality

Our Great Republican leaders have long planned for the resurrection of America from the dark times of liberalism.

Our courts have been receiving the Lord's bounty from His Blessed Institutions, our airwaves have been receiving His Most Blessed Word and best of all, the books of the factonistas have all been stored in one place, for when The Rapture comes.

This place is called a library

Contents 1 Where Libraries Can Be Found 2 People Who Work At Libraries 3 What Happens At A Library 4 See Also

Where Libraries Can Be Found

People Who Work At Libraries

• Librarians
• Liberal, hippy, freedom-hating librarians

What Happens At A Library

You are free to access any type of information you want--unless you are at a public library where the library board has set up computer filters to protect you from yourself. If you are at a school library, parents have stripped the shelves of any books that might be of danger to you. If you are at an academic library you are probably a communist or hippie.

See Also

• Library of Congress
• American Library Association
• Presidential Liberaries