Light Saber Skills

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Light Saber Skills
has become TOO RANDOM
it needs a complete rewrite in order to remove all the randomness.
Please edit this page so that it fits in "The Stephen Colbert Experience" Thank You.

Light saber skills are something Stephen Colbert possesses a lot of. It is not known exactly where his skills were learned; perhaps he was born with these powers, but it is known that he has trained Darth Sidious, and Mr. T in this art form. Unlike any Jedi portrayed in the Hollywood liberal George Lucas' propaganda films, he has never lost a duel. Stephen Colbert once entered an epic light saber battle with his mentor and friend Wilford Brimley resulting in Brimley's Diabeetus.




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