Poetry
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Poetry (words)
- something to make real guys look bad
- a way to get chicks
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Origins
Poetry was invented by Edgar Allen Poe in 1829 during America's Romantic Movement as a way for him to get chicks. The original pronunciation of the word was "Poe-try", because Poe deployed the aphrodisiac qualities of rhyming couplets to try to nail identical twins. His lifetime "bedding couplets success average" was 43%.
The First Laureate Election Controversy
Poe was elected as America's first Poet Laureate in 1845, claiming victory over his opponent Edgar Allen Gore. The election was a nail-biter as the newly minted state of Florida came into play with its two electoral college votes. The Supreme Court deemed all ballots with dangling participles were invalid, and Poe was ultimately acclaimed the winner.
Trivia
America elects a poet to act as Poet Laureate to lead the nation in global word-related conflicts.
Types of Poetry
Limericks
Limericks are bawdy poems written by Limeys when they aren't in drunken brawls and bashing in the heads of Brits.
Here is an example of a Limerick:
There once was a Laureate named Pinsky
Who was feeling a little bit frisky
He lifted her dress
Beaver can you guess?
'Twas Monica Lewinsky's.
