Lindsay Lohan

From Wikiality

Lindsay Lohan used to be a Real American and Real Americans LOVED Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately, LL has been temporarily compromised by the parasitic values of Hollywood and joined the Anti Panty League along with Britney Spears who has recently joined the “Bat-Shit-Insane-League” possibly due to association with the People Who Don’t Know What to Do with Money and Fame Consortium. Even worse, she is a lesbian.

We all have “High” hopes Lohan will settle down and find a nice Republican to marry, possibly someone who edits patriotic, God-fearing online encyclopedias such as Wikiality.com.

“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq […] I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops by herself. It’s so amazing seeing one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.”

~ America’s Darling

-in an interview with Elle magazine.

[edit] Lesbian

Lindsay Lohan has admitted to a lesbian affair with Samantha Ronson. She has also been given the gay by shaking hands with Lance Bass.

[edit] Trivia

• Has red hair, green eyes and legs that don’t stop!
• Is from Long Island, New York
• Is currently the greatest role model for young girls
• Is Irish because she's drunk
• Has a great sense of humor!?