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The List of Things to Do Before I Die is Stephen Colbert's personal list of patriotic things he'd like to do before he his slips off this mortal coil. Stephen has not shared the entire list publicly - we print here only the items Stephen has mentioned.

Contents 1 The List 1.1 1-10 1.2 11-20 1.3 21-30 1.4 31-40 1.5 41-50 1.6 See Also

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• 13. Wear stovepipe hat and bare knuckle fight Ted Kennedy
• 16. Fly Blackhawk helicopter over San Francisco and throw Bibles at gay people

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• 42. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance in front of a flag flown from a Blackhawk helicopter by U.S. troops in Afghanistan during a combat mission called Operation: Beef Hammer
• 43. Drive Chevy pickup truck full of barbeque sauce into World's Largest Hamburger

[edit] See Also

The List of Patriotic Things The Heroes Must Do Before Stephen Dies