Lois Bloomer

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Lois Bloomer
is a Proud Republican Goddess
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Lois Bloomer
is a tool Americans use to battle her enemies
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Lois Bloomer is one of the Americans doing fine work for our President in the great state of Maine.

She heads up the Penobscot County Republican Party when her husband allows and raises the assortment of children she had bore him from her very own God-given womb.

Lois is a true patriot and fights every day against the liberal scourge that forces every-day American citizens to have to choose between food and medicine and housing.

"Gosh," Lois was heard to say to her knitting group, "You can’t blame the president for their bad mortgage choices!"

Lois is a lady though and through, even though her duties for the Party take her out of the home, she doesn't let that stand in the way of her wifely duties. She can be seen racing home in her American-made SUV to make dinner for her family and freshen up for later!

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