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Looney Toons
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!


Looney Tunes is a liberal propaganda scheme created to desensitize the children to homosexuality, cross-dressing, domestic violence, animal cruelty, and beastiality.


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Homosexuality

It's unclear who wears the pants in the relationship, as neither in this picture are wearing pants.
It's unclear who wears the pants in the relationship, as neither in this picture are wearing pants.

Often times in the cartoon shorts, Bugs Bunny, the "role model", will seduce another man, usually Elmer Fudd. This is a recurring event in the series.

Cross-dressing

A trashy Bugs Bunny wants you to know "me so horny"
A trashy Bugs Bunny wants you to know "me so horny"

It is also a common theme for the male characters to cross-dress. This teaches children that it's cool to be a girly man. Usually Bugs and sometimes even Yosemite Sam will wear suggestive feminine clothing.

Domestic Violence

The character Bugs Bunny has many disfunctional relationships which result in domestic disputes, generally involving shotguns and frying pans. Liberals love it when kids say, "Why is mommy throwing TNT at daddy?"

Animal Cruelty

A large percentage of the character cast of Looney Tuness are animals. Children who watch are subjected to hours upon hours of men with funny accents endlessly tormenting innocent creatures like ducks, rabbits, and pigs. The liberals don't want children to know the real threat- penguins. And liberals.

Beastiality

Elmer Fudd fondles a rabbit in a suggestive manner
Elmer Fudd fondles a rabbit in a suggestive manner

Not only is the on/off relationship between Fudd and Bugs homosexual in nature, but it also glorifies the act of beastiality. After watching Looney Toons, children are often left confused about their sexuality. Liberals love that.

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