Lou Dobbs Is Protecting America's Border
From Wikiality
Wikiality.com has teamed up with the estimable Lou Dobbs to provide our readers with this much-needed service. Much as the Emergency Broadcast System exists to alert America in the event of a broad-scale emergency, The Lou Dobbs Tie-o-meter™ works to keep you informed of the precise level of threat to America's borders.
"The Lou Dobbs Tie-o-meter™"
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|---|---|---|
| COLOR | INDICTATION OF | |
| White | The Rapture | |
| Lou Dobbs White | Everything is fine | |
| High Yellow | Dark-skinned people who can "pass" may have been working or at the very least applying for Hard Work | |
| Yellow | Japanese (or other Asian) company is improving some technology | |
| Red | The coming Russian (or Chinese) economic threat | |
| Milk Chocolate | US/Mexican border under siege | |
| Dark Chocolate | US/Mexican border border under siege close to an election | |
| Black | Black people are moving in next door | |
| Lavendar | Gay immigrants are ruining marriages | |
| Green | Aliens are coming | |
| Pale Green | Mexicans are coming and they're bringing leprosy | |
