Lou Reed

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Lou Reed
belongs to a coven that makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


Lou Reed
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Despite what you may have heard
Lou Reed
Is totally not gay!

Was the Leader of the music group,The Velvet Underground, which was under the leadership of Andy Warhol.

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[edit] Biography

In 1942, he was born in New York, possessed by the Devil. Because he and his family were Jewish, his parents did not know how to rid him of the demon, so they lived for 17 years of Hell as there son ravaged the streets, doing drugs, stealing valuables, killing people, and screwing anything living or dead. In 1959, at age 17, he was shocked in the electric chair and was freed from the curse. The after affects, however, would remain in him forever. He joined the band, The Velvet Underground, in 1966 and they wrote many songs dealing with Reed's personally life, including "Waiting For The Man" (His experiments with gayness),"Venus in Furs" (He loved to wear bondage), "Heroin" (He used it, along with pot and coke), "Pale Blue Eyes" (He was boning married women and ,possibly, men), and "Sweet Jane" (His desire for some more loving). He left the band in 1972 when they realized that they sucked. It wasn't long after that he wrote "Walk on the Wild Side" and became famous solo, talking of homosexuals, transsexuals, sluts, and "giving head". Many songs followed, including "Perfect Day", "Satellite of Love" and "Finish Line". In 1996, he and the other members of the VU, except Sterling Morrison who died a year earlier, were inducted int the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. During the Ceremony, Reed said "There's such thing as a museum like this? I thought it was all a myth!"

[edit] Girlfriends

  • Wife named "Betty"
  • Elizabeth Taylor
  • Liza Minnelli
  • Farrah Fawcett
  • Debra "Blondie" Harry
  • Patti Smith
  • Madonna

[edit] Boyfriends

  • Elton John
  • George Michael
  • Rock Hudson
  • Harvey Fierstein

[edit] Quotes

'Sweet Jane'
~1970


"Cause when the smack begins to flow I don't really care anymore of all the jim-jim's in this town and all the politicans with their busy sound and everybody putting everybody else down and all the dead bodies piled up in mounds."
~Heroin
1967


"Candy came from out on the island. In the back room, she was everybody's darling, but she never lost her head, even when she was giving head. She says 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. I say 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wilde side."
~Walk on the Wild Side
1972


Image:Quote open clear3.gif "Why is Sterling late?" Image:Quote_close_clear2.gif
~During the induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1996.


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