Luis

Luis
happily perform(s) any menial task
where ever and whenever Dr. Colbert says, without question.

Luis, collecting.

Luis is Stephen Colbert's Nicaraguan bookie.

He likes turtle soup and knows where Somoza's gold is.

Stephen just needs two weeks to get you your money, Luis. And he needs his thumbs.

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