Lyme Disease

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After a thorough examination,
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has diagnosed you with
Lyme Disease

The "bulls-eye" rash pattern associated with Lyme disease

Lyme disease is a harmless and perfectly treated minor infection that people get if they are bitten by a tick that has the germ or whatever.

Primarily a skin disease, people who have it won't really know about it because you only get what doctors call a "bullseye" mark on your skin an symptoms can take up to a year to be properly diagnosed.

Symptoms never effect the central nervous system, rarely go beyond the "localized" stage and include:

• memory lapses
• extreme episodes of stupidity
• arrogance
• breathing difficulties when laughing