Lynn Westmoreland

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Lynn Westmoreland
has been interviewed for The Colbert Report's

Lynn Westmoreland
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 3rd" district of the state of Georgia

Lynn Westmoreland
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Lynn, asking the Baby Jesus for help with the rest of the Commandments.

Lynn Westmoreland is the Republican sponsor of a bill to put The 10 Commandments in every public building: Schools, courts, government buildings, military structures, prison facilities in Gitmo, etc.

Prior to the 110th Congress, Lynn represented Georgia's 8th District, The Fightin' 8th. His main legislative focus was keeping sodomy out of public places, and making Lynn a publicly accepted male name.

He once took time out of keeping the Sabbath day holy to talk to Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report, a sacrifice for which he received The Colbert Bump in the 2006 midterm elections, returning him to Congress. The Bump was very important because for the 2006 midterm elections, Georgia's districts were ~~gerrymandered~~ redrawn, so Westmoreland now serves Georgia's 3rd District, The Fightin' 3rd! His main legislative focus is keeping sodomy out of public places.