Maestro Lorin Maazel

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Maestro Lorin Maazel
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.
Maestro Lorin Maazel
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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Maazel escaped North Korean clutches only to find himself nailed!
Maazel escaped North Korean clutches only to find himself nailed!

Maestro Lorin Maazel is The conductor and Musical Director of the New York Philharmonic. He is a GRAMMY Award Winning Jewish Conductor. Make no mistake... He is The Greatest Conductor- EVER!!.

[edit] March 3, 2008 Nailing


  • knows how to suck up to an autocrat
  • took two months with State Department approval and logistics (plane, hotel, etc)
    • it will be remain to be seen what America got in return
  • concert was televised (part of the agreement) on the only channel in North Korea
  • New World Symphony by Dvorjak
  • some Gershwin


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