Mandy Moore

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Mandy Moore
is a Wikiality.com "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!
Mandy Moore
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


Mandy Moore is the lone daughter of Michael Moore, who, after siring her, had a vasectomy to stop his seed from taking over the earth. One offspring of the lead singer of Heavy M and the Fat Bears is one too many, and apparently he realized this.

Mandy is a good Christian working in the deepest of Hollywood's bowels. She only takes roles that are wholesome and she refuses to remove any clothing for any movie. Her wardrobe basically consists of a down burka.

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