Maria Shriver

Maria Shriver
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

As the wife of the Governor of Cauliflower, Arnold Schwarzenegger and niece of Ted Kennedy tIt is hard to be sure if she's a Republican Goddess or Democrat Temptress.

[edit] April 24, 2008 Nailing

Colbert did what we'd all like to do and nailed Maria.

- Stephen will go easy on her so her husband doesn't come back from the future and kill him
- her hair is bouncing and behaving and majestic
- Stephen's hair is like a helmet?
book Just Who Will You Be?
- wrote it as a commencement address
Stephen's father used to knock on all the doors and say, "wake up wake up, the world is waiting for you with a club!"
- seems like the first lady of the state of ecstasy!
as a reporter, she asked a question of McCain, who almost bit her head off
Stephen disagrees with a passage from her book: "Fame is just a perception..."
- if you cut Stephen open, he is just press clippings inside
she ended her own interview by implying The Colbert Report may end one day
- She's projecting because her show ended, sore loser!

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