Mariah Carey

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Mariah Carey
is a Wikiality.com "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!
Mariah Carey has earned
the Al Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
Mariah Carey
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.


Mariah Carey is a big moneymaker in the music business. She is also officially a Scientist, & Mathologist since her most recent album is entitled "E=mc2".

She is famous for her voice, high sales and loosing her Grammy Album of the year nod in 2006 to U2 and also loosing one award to Kelly Clarkson and Aretha Franklin who is fat. She has contibuted to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.

Miss Carey is known for her insanity and boobs. Both of which are enormous. She is black

Her Song "Touch My Body" is an immoral song filled with liberal myths.



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