Mark Sanford
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Governor Mark Sanford was governor of South Carolina when Dr. Colbert "Better Knew" him for his new segment, Better Know A Governor on January 21, 2008.
[edit] January 21, 2008 Better Knowing
- did not disagree with Dr. Colbert when he asserted that Protestants are heretics
- if he ever found himself on Death Row, his BBQ sauce pick would be "mustard"
[edit] Out And Proud Of His Exciteless Orientation
Mark is incredibly boring. He hopes one day to be compared to a manilla envelope glued to a beige wall.
One can assume that his love of solitude is in pursuit of that dream.
Good luck, Mark. We hope you can achieve the pinnacle of your blandest dreams.
[edit] Ties To Terrorists?
Governor Sanford has some 'splaining to do.
it seems he has a terrorist in his past, and we're not talking one of those swarthy, mustachioed Arabs, no.
Nor are we talking about an overweight hairy and sweaty native island woman, we're talking about a hippie
It seems the liberal beast tricked Marky-Mark to work against education!
America forgives you, Mark. We know you didn't mean to join forces against America.
We know you didn't mean to bomb federal buildings or hide those facts from anyone.
But, the time is now to admit your mistake.
Just think, once you discuss it on TV and clear the air, you can join the Future Born Again Christians Club.
