Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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One of America's premire scientist-factories, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (M.I.T.) hires hippies to promote their obvious Gay Agenda.
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Situated along the Charles River in the Boston/Cambridge area, it's home to alot of "smart" people and has quite alot of clout because of it's name but is probably seen as Hah-vahd's (sorry, Harvard's) smart red-headed stepcollege.
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It's a well-known fact that all scientists want to turn the children into deviants, miscreants, and Internets-Americans by getting them hooked on wikipedia, video games and porn as soon as possible. MIT is doing their part to push this agenda by bringing children from the developing world into the fold by making wikipedophilia more accessible to them through the $100 laptop initiative. Who will think of the children? These mad computers scientists must be stopped!
