Methodists

The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Methodists

This Church scares the crap out of all real Americans.

Somehow not only is George Bush a member of this Church but so is Hillary Clinton and John Edwards.

But wait it gets worse.

Not only has Bill Clinton been seen attending it* but so has Dick Cheney.

A couple of founding fathers were members so it must be good but WTF????? so are thousands of Anti-War activists?????????

[edit] Believes

Ok They believes in Jesus and are pro-life but wait a sec they'e for abortion being legal?

They're both against gay marriage and oppose homophobia.

WTF is going on with these crazy Protestants?

Why can't they be more like the one true church?

* Nice try Bill we all know you're a Carter Baptist.

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