Metric System

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Metric System
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Metric System
est trop Français
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Metric System
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Metric System
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.


The Metric System is a system of measurement designed by Satan. When Satan was living in France, he thought that the French should have something better to do than wave the French flag. Now, only the United States of America, Liberia, and Burma have not fallen to the Metric System.

If God had intened for man to use a system of measurment divisible by ten, he would have given us ten fingers...oh wait.

Wait, wait, I got it, if God wanted us to use a system of measurement divisible by ten, he would have given Jesus ten apostles!

HA!

Got it!



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