Michelle Obama
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Michelle Obama (or 
M'Schelle as she prefers to be called) is a liberal Democrat trying to disguise herself as Condoleezza Rice. Do not be fooled. She's been caught reading bear propaganda to children. The O'Reilly Factor has confirmed she hates America and the great sage of American radio, Rush Limbaugh has confirmed (through the information from this webtube) that she is pregnant again. A thoughtful debate on who the father is will be conducted between Sean Hannity and Mr. Limbaugh until McCain is elected to continue The Greatest President Ever's third term, or until the Obamas are out of the White House, whichever helps their ratings the most.
M'Schelle is considered a fashion trend starter. Woman across America are now padding their buttocks to looks as huge as hers, especialy when wearing purple or orange.
She is married to Secret Muslim and known terrorist, Barack Hussein Obama.
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[edit] The Liberal Elite
M'Schelle is a Latte Liberal...slurp!Like her husband, Barack Hussein Obama, M'Schelle is a Latte Liberal.
M'Schelle helped prove that one does not have to be born into the elite...one can social climb to it as well.
[edit] The Virgin Nailing
As of Saturday, April 19, 2008, The YouTube removed the video for its graphic content of M'Schelle tearing her clothes off for Stephen after he had sung to her. For better or worse, better news sources have preserved it.
M'Schelle Interview with Dr. Colbert, as admitted by the elitists at the New York Times.[edit] NOTES
- Her elitist upbringing was on the south side of Chicago
- growing up her family only had 4 spoons, then after her father got a raise, then they got 5 spoons
- Stephen predicts Michelle (not
M'Schelle ) will be Jackie O
- she is a very good-looking lady
- Barack might be ruffled enough to come on to The Colbert Report to punch him
- She then asks Stephen to sing to her, which he does (Stephen then sings the first line of "L-o-v-e"
- She believes Barack sings better than Stephen
- she would never get sleep, because the phone keeps ringing at 3:00a.m.
- predicts 8 years
- will change the face of America
- Unlike her husband she has
- an American name (except in the way she spells it)
- slave ancestors
- and nice legs.
[edit] Radicalism
M'Schelle 's 'fro was digitally reduced in order to fit it on the cover. Note how her Army boots do not match her AK-47. Tsk, tsk, tsk M'Schelle , even while battling The Man, one must follow the dictates of fashion!As a firm believer in black separatism, M'Schelle is raising the children she knows about in the strict teachings of Malcolm X, Louis Farrakhan and voodoo.
She maintains her welfare queen status by always being pregnant. Those food stamps aren't going to print themselves.
In addition to the indoctrination of her children, she spends her days tending to her glorious 'fro, disassembling, re-assembling and shooting targets with her large assortment of automatic weapons, plotting the demise of the wholesome Girl Scouts and replacing them with her own Afro-centric version, The Sistah Scouts, complete with badges awarding girls for stretching their lips, ears and necks with rhinocerous tusks as well as elephant-riding and selling voodoo dolls instead of cookies.
[edit] Legal "Career"
As part of her America-destroying agenda, M'Schelle was pushed into becoming a part of the legal establishment.
Since, her 'fro would not fit in a police helmet, M'Schelle began taking law courses at the annex.
After four years of complaining to her professors about their anti-Africanism, M'Schelle was able to scare a degree from the university, if only to get rid of her.
Fresh from the man's college, M'Schelle went to work defending fellow domestic terrorists and getting them released on various real and imagined technicalities.
M'Schelle was on her way to becoming a judge, but her violent tendencies proved to be her downfall.
During a hard-fought trial to protect The Society of Secret Muslims from the consequences of their filthy, filthy terrorist activities, M'Schelle took to opening her questioning of prosecution witnesses by throwing feces around the courtroom.
After her fifth arrest, M'Schelle was forced to surrender her law license.
No one knows where the feces came from.
[edit] Clients
[edit] Her Plot To Enslave White America
M'Schelle and her husband Barack Hussein ObamaIt is well-known in Washington circles, that it is not Barack Hussein Obama, but M'Schelle who is the power broker in the couple. It is obvious and can be discerned by just looking at her.
M'Schelle began life angry at Real Americans for having been born black and a woman. She spent her childhood miserable and vowed to make The Man pay.
Unable to get elected after her own shocking legal career, M'Schelle looked for an inexperienced, foreign, Muslim, terrorist to marry and use as her own black Macbeth.
She found this liberal in Barack Hussein Obama.
Offering him a green card and American citizenship, M'Schelle put her 50-state, enslave America campaign into motion.
