Money
From Wikiality
Money is God's way of telling people he likes that they're doing good work. It is no coincidence, then, that most people with money are Republicans. It is said money cannot buy happiness; it may be possible, however, to buy truthiness[1].
Some people hate money. They choose poverty. But if you reason with these people and tell them what more money can do for them, maybe they'll give wanting to succeed a second chance and God would love them more again.
Amongst the many people who hate money and don't want you to have any are liberals[1], communists[1], Al Gore[1], Fidel Castro[1], Osama bin Laden[1], and Bears. Bears are godless killing machines who plot to destroy America and then eat your honey.
Fortunately, The Greatest President Ever loves money and will not let these enemies win. Our President will fight to defend America's money, no matter how high the cost. As long as that cost isn't his money. That just wouldn't make sense, now would it?
See Also
- Armstrong Williams
- Family Values
- US $2 Bill
- American Money
- Free Market
- Economy
- Worthington's Law
- Gold Parties
- Jews
