Monica Crowley

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Monica Crowley
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Monica Crowley agrees with Rush,
Troops who want to leave Iraq are phony soldiers!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
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God Bless America

During an interview by Stephen Colbert on the The Colbert Report Halloween night, October 31, 2005, Monica Crowley denied being the great-granddaughter of satanist Aleister Crowley. Some say you can't expect the daugther of Satan to tell the truth.

She's best known for helping Richard Nixon "write" as he neared death. Some say that if she gained 20 pounds and changed her hair color, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between her and Monica "Lewinsky".

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