Monkey
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A monkey typing Dan Brown's newest book
This is about the small animal - for an article about Money see Money
Monkeys are not elephants, the population for which have tripled in population in the last six months.
Monkeys are in no way related to humans, as evolution is a lie meant to turn people to the secular way of the flesh. God created Man at the same time he created monkeys. He just loved Man more, which is why there are no monkeys in Heaven.
Monkeys are unique in that they must mate forty-two times before they can successfully create offspring.
Monkeys are also known for their ability to write.
Obsesions
Monkeys have a very unhealthy obsesion with feces. They throw there poop at other monkies and everything else.
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