Morocco

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Morocco is an awful country that can double for a musical instrument in a pinch. However, Moroccans dont appreciate being shaken around their country to a delightful Latin beat, so this feat has rarely been successfully accomplished. It is supposedly part of Africa, but consisting entirely of desert, it is thought that the local population of elephants have all died off. This is easily confirmed by the sheer numbers of elephant bones lying strewn across the sands. There is only one town, on the coast, called CasaBlanca. This is famous for being where Herbert Hoover declared that he was not going to recognise Lithuania, Estonia, or Spitzbergen.