Mullet
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Billy Joe, Betty Joe and lil' Bubba Joe.
And the Lord gave unto Jesus a mullet, and said, "it is good...
The following page is deliberately written in redneckese.
Dag nabbit, mullets rock! They's the hairstyle that never goes out-of-date! If you's a blue-collar God-fearin' redneck American family you need mullets to show yer classiness! Momma, poppa, and the little 'uns. Even the dog!
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Business Up Front, Party Out Back
Git 'er done!
Mullets is made by buzzing the sides and leaving the back long. The front can be left short to show yer tuff. Or you can have bangs if you's a woman, a queerosexual or you's got a job interview.
Currently in production by Sony Pictures, chronicles the misadventures of Napolean Firecracker as he travels the Great South on his chopper in search of Big Macs.
Famous mullet wearers
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- Joe Dirt
- David Spade
- Kid Rock
- Toby Keith
- Hulk Hogan
- Chuck Norris
- Duane "Dog The Bounty Hunter" Chapman
Fractoids
- Mullets are often hereditary. Just shave your head then grow it for 8 months.
- The Bible tells you both keeping your hair long and cutting it short is shameful. Maybe a mullet is biblical?!
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