Natalie Portman
From Wikiality
Natalie Portman is an American actress who is best known for her role as Luke & Leia Skywalker's mom in the Star Wars prequels. She is also slated to play the part of Lady Nocturne in the film adaptation of Stephen Colbert's novel: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
Controversy
It is believed that Natalie Portman is actually a lesbian, but there is no truthiness present to back this up. She is obviously bisexual. Along with this, it is apparently next to impossible to hook up with her and not be part of a massive coverup campaign to make it look as if Portman is asexual. We don't need your facts. We know the truth. It is also not commonly known that Natalie Portman is able to grant three wishes when her tummy is rubbed by an attractive female.
Trivia
- Natalie is actually not just hot, but "Depressingly Hot"
- Second most masturbated to person of 2005 (Stephen Colbert was first, as he is every year)
- Was often known to 'Naboo' the Queen's handmaidens on the set of Star Wars
- Natalie pays an ugly and possibly pregnant woman to walk in front of her (as seen in the picture above)so she can travel unnoticed.
- Natalie plays a stripper in the erotic documentary "Closer". Before you use The Google to find screen caps, remember Baby Jesus does NOT approve.
