Nelson Mandela
From Wikiality
Nelson Mandela is some communist from the so-called continent of Africa who hates freedom. Some people claim that he was president of a mythical country called South Africa which had ideally separated white people from black people, as the Baby Jesus had intended, in a system called Canadian apartheid. It was concluded by our great President, George W. Bush, that the mythical Nelson Mandela would be a terrorist, if he were real, even if he hadn't been killed by the tyrant Saddam Hussein.


