Nicholas Kristof
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A writer for The New York Times and avid economic hobbyist, Mr. Kristof bought his wife from a catalog.
[edit] Stephen Was Kind Enough To Nail Mr. Kristof
Despite Mr. Kristof's reliance on "studies", Dr. Colbert took time out of his busy schedule on March 12, 2007 to give a personal nailing to Mr. Kristof.
[edit] The Cost of a Nailing
Approximately half the world's population live on less than two American dollars a day, which means they don't have cable, and more than likely did not know what a real nailing looks like.
But, for the cost of a bus ticket to a public library, any American (with or without teeth) may have the joy of having the librarian read this article to them.
[edit] Mr. Kristof's Obsession With The Rest of The World
For reasons beyond understanding (and feeling), Mr. Kristof spent the majority of his audience with Dr. Colbert bitching and moaning about places outside America's protective border.
Mr. Kristof was even holding a contest to send one teacher and one student on a trip to "Africa". At that rate and with 'prizes' like that, Mr. Kristof, it's going to take forever to get rid of all those public-schoolers! What's second prize? Two trips to Africa?
