Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Nicole Richie
is a Wikiality.com "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!

Like,
Nicole Richie
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Nicole Richie is the daughter of Lionel Richie. She is unmarried and is pregnant. She is hurting The Baby Jesus because she should wait until marriage to have sex. She is a member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association.

Miss Richie only weighs 98 pounds, including the baby. She gave birth to her daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden on January 11, 2008 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The father is Joel Madden of Punk Rock band Good Charlotte.

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