Nine-Eleven
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September 11 was the saddest day of America's history since Bill Clinton was elected president.
American freedoms were attacked in an unprovoked action by United States, forwarding the BEAR agenda. This attack caused president George W. Bush to take bold action in invading both Afganistan and Iraq. These two wars, along with the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act and a number of other secret programs (that one must not discuss at the risk of emboldening America's enemies) are the only things protecting American freedoms. The anniversary of 9/11/01 should be celebrated by going to Disney World or shopping, and with unquestioning devotion for our President and his noble administration. Since that day, Prof. McDoc and the Colbert Loyalists have been combating terrorists.
Please feel free to compare 9/11 to even the most trivial misfortune that befalls you since in no way does that demean the significance of the attack.
[edit] Events of September 11
9/11 is when as the result of abortion islamocommunohomolibrohollywoodblogofascists attacking America by attacking the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, symbols of the two most American things, money and war. They were able to get away with it because Bill Clinton allowed them too. Clinton personally stamped the entry visas for each of the hijackers. These hijackers felt that by killing themselves, they would have lots of sex in heaven. They were wrong. Currently the terrorists are to be found being raped by pineapples in Hell.
According to el presidente, it changed everything.
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