Nora Ephron

From Wikiality

Nora Ephron
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Nora Ephron
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

At an undisclosed college indoctrinating the next generation

Founding member of a cabal of "sorority sisters", who graduated from "womens' colleges" in post-war America, "Nora" was the most famous of the 7 "Ephron sisters" as they called themselves, because their original choice "Affleck" (lesbionic for lesbian) was already taken.

"Nora" chose to get into writing to fill the God-shaped hole that remains empty in her life because she chooses to "live without a man" (lesbionic for feminist).

[edit] Career Lowlights

• Wrote movies that damaged mocked Family Values and caused irreparable harm to the American Family
• blogs in an internet tube with Arianna Huffington
• Nora has been married three times, when her third husband left her for another woman it inspired her to write the novel "Heartburn" -see wikipedia-

[edit] ETN

Nora, and by extention all feminists, is expected to get nailed on November 29, 2006.

And spent the entire time dodging her nailing by talking about her neck.

For the record, she still got nailed.

Nora Ephron
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Nora Ephron to the authorities.