Barack Hussein Obama

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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Barack Hussein Obama-nejad is a terrorist.

Barack Hussein Obama
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

"Is this country ready for an African-African-American president?
It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African-African-American president?"

~ Chris Rock, a black comedian paid by Hollywood sodomites

March 15, 2007

"Barack HUSSEIN!, Obama. Barack HUSSEIN!, Obama. Barack HUSSEIN!, Obama.

~Dr. Rev. Jeremiah Wright

April 27, 2008 Detriot NAA-Colored-People

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باراك أوباما (or Barack Mohammed Hussein "Fear Bomb"^[1] Bin Obama) is an Arabic-speaking black mooslim.[2]. Barack Hussein Obama's agenda as a secret Muslim Al Qaeda double agent is to take over America's political establishment for the eventual enslavement of the Christian white race while posing as a democrat politician.

Wait no... actually, his mother is white, and his father black, so he's half-black. Ok, ok, half-African-American. Hold on though, his Dad is African (as if the place even existed), and Obama hasn't lived the typical experiences of an African-American. Fine, so he's half-African-African-American. Or so they tell us. We don't see race.

He is the junior United States Senator from Illinois and is running for president for the Democratic Party

[edit] Being Muslim

Mr. Hussein Obama has denied being muslim (as far we know), yet his America-hating pastor claims to follow a proper religion.

Dr. Stephen Colbert has once and for all cleared up the misunderstanding regarding Mr. Hussein Obama's muslimness on the March 13, 2008 episode of his award-winning newsprogram, The Colbert Report by revealing that Mr. Hussein Obama is actually a secret muslim.

[edit] The Hype

When the liberal media got tired after a day or two of talking about the 2006 midterm elections, they turned their attention to the 2008 Presidential race and decided that Barack Hussein Obama would be a good candidate. They tried to call him Barack "Tiger" Obama. But after discovering he sucks at golf they ditched that idea.

But regardless, the guy has a devilish lure to many Americans. Jimi Hendrix even arose from his grave in Renton, Washington to shoot a campaign commercial for Obama.

Fox News tried to keep talking about Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, but was forced to do a few chats about Obama even though they hope, indeed know, that he will be running against and be destroyed by our greatest President ever, George W. Bush, as he moves on to his glorious third term as president.

[edit] The Name

Barack Hussein Obama holds the all-time record for "Worst Possible Name for an American Politician." Not only does his first name sound like Iraq, and his surname sounds a hell of a lot like "Osama," his freakin' middle name is HUSSEIN! Thus Republican claims of his status as the Antichrist are proved.

According to a special exposé on John Stewart's The Daily Show, Mr. Hussein Obama's real name is "Hitler von Jewserbaggen".

Just in case none of the naming stuff works, the actress who asked Tennessee Senate candidate Harold Ford to "Call me," is still on retainer for the RNC.

[edit] Who is this guy?

impressive.

We don't know. He won't say anything. But if one does a little bit of research it will not take long to realize that he is a a baby killing machine.

Enough about what he is, who is he?

The son of Stalinists after immigrating from Afghanistan where he attended a Wahhabist Madrassa under the tutelage of Osama Bin Laden Obama grew up in Chicago's south side where he sold crack to blond school girls and eventually forced many of them in prostitution.

When his ho empire was large enough Osama errr Obama bought himself a couple of college degrees and blackmailed Richard Daley into getting him appointed State Senator an office he assumed by being sworn in on a Koran/Satanic Bible.

In 2004 at the DNC he used his black magic to convince Democrats that he would make a good Presidential candidate.

The DCC decided to make him a Senator in the mean time.

[edit] Brought To You By The Letter "B"

As talk of Obama 08 heated up, several GOP talking heads experimented with various truthy ways of pronouncing the Senator's name. All involved emphasizing that middle name, but some of the more creative alternatives also shifted his first name to "BEAR-ack" or "BAR-ock."

Extra points are given to Fox News guests if the "B" in Obama is replaced accidentally by an "S": "Osama... I mean "Oh-BOMB-uh..." His name is slightly unsettling.

[edit] CNN makes the Ahmadinejad connection

Meanwhile, GOP linguists continued to experiment with attempts to make the name sound more like "Ahmadinejad".

Congratulations are in order for CNN's Jeff Greenfield who managed to figure out the proper link between Iran's President and Barack Hussein Obama. It's all about his fashion choices on the "book tour" trail and his decision to wear a suit without a tie. Greenfield made the connection on the Dec. 11, 2006 Wolf Blitzer show:

But, in the case of Obama, he may be walking around with a sartorial time bomb. Ask yourself, is there any other major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes. It is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who, unlike most of his predecessors, seems to have skipped through enough copies of "GQ" to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable.

It was so obvious. How could everyone else have missed it?

[edit] CNN: Where's Obama

Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer asks the question "Where's Obama" as they cover a story on the hunt for Al Qaeda's leadership.

[edit] Heritage

[edit] Connection to Obama Osama bin Laden

Aside from the similarities in their names, Barack Hussein Obama and bin Laden also share the characteristic of being autotrophic lifeforms. If Obama truly wanted to distance himself from the terrorist leader, he would have chosen to be a chemotrophic lifeform, such as the ocean-dwelling tube worms that live on volcanic vents off the coast of Chile.

They may also have a special relationship[3]

On October 31, 2007, Our Glorious Stephen accidentally called him Barack Osama Bin Laden Obama.^{Episode #330} He immediately apologized.

[edit] Family

Obama's father (left) at his first job after coming to America, with a typical American (right)

Barack Hussein Obama is the son of an African-Muslim goat-herder, Barack Obama Sr., from Kenya who met Barack's mother, a Hawaiian-Atheist princess, while he was studying as a foreign-exchange student at the University of Hawaii. His parents divorced when Barack, Jr. was only two. As a result, Barack was raised by a pack of African bears who taught him the Kenyan art of herding. Since there weren't many goats in Hawaii at the time, Obama Sr used cats. Young Barack's cat-herding experience would later allow him to advance quickly in Democratic Party politics which has often been compared to cat-herding.

When not herding cats, Barack Hussein Obama went to a Militant Islamic elementary school.

Also, he is related to Dick Cheney which explains Dick's large black dick.

Young Barack Hussein Obama's precocious foreign-policy experience continued when his mother remarried, again to a foreign exchange student. Hubby #2 was from Indonesia. Young Barack Hussein Obama attended school there for a few years before returning to Hawaii.

Growing up he was tall and skinny (like his cousin Osama Bin Laden), everyone called him "beanpole"^{Episode #330} and he never ate grits.

[edit] Connection to Kenyan Terrorism

Raila Amolo Odinga, cousin of Barack Hussein Obama Jr., is waging Jihad on Kenya's government. Barack Obama Sr. founded the Militant Islamic movement and later passed onto his nephew Odinga. If Obama Jr.'s mother didn't divorce Obama Sr., Obama Jr. would have become the leader of the movement.

[edit] Connections to evil alien empire

Recently, it has bean revealed that Obama is actually a member of the Skrull empire attempting to infiltrate the US government.

[edit] Politics

Barack Hussein Obama didn't have time to write any Senate bills, but he did pen a best-selling book.

Barack Hussein Obama claims to be a Christian even though he has refused to change his name to something more pleasing to The Baby Jesus.

He later went to Columbia, where he got a degree in, "International Drug Trafficking" and "Hoes and Bitches Studies". After graduating from Columbia, he moved to Chicago to work on "social issues" with a church group. Although he was working for a supposed "faith-based charity", the group he chose to work with focused on liberal issues like "economic disparity" and "justice" rather than the approved Republican red-meat issues like gay marriage and abortion. This makes Obama's work even more dangerous than stuff done by Non Faith Based Charities because it tries to confuse people into thinking that God and the baby Jesus care about things that are not part of the agenda of the Greatest President Ever.

Barack Hussein Obama is a proud and active member of a so-called "church" that recognizes gay pastors and supports gay marriage. The United Church of Christ includes among its congregations a huge Dallas mega-church, the Cathedral of Hope. Most of the thousands of members of that congregation are gay. And this is what Obama calls his church! He also steals candy from babies, defaces public property, and has his own gang. These are one of many things that go on in his, "church".

Despite that questionable religious background, Barack Hussein Obama often talks about his supposed "faith" in speeches.

Barack Hussein Obama was recently featured on a Time Magazine cover. Finally the liberal press gets something right.Levels Adjusted.

He was elected to the Illinois legislature after a failed attempt to snag a seat in the US Congress. His cat-herding skills served him well there as he became a widely known and remarked politician there.

It didn't hurt that Oprah taped her show in Chicago since Barack Hussein Obama got himself invited on to share the same couch jumped on by Tom Cruise. That made him just famous enough that he was invited to give the keynote address at the John-Kerry coronation during the 2004 Democratic Convention.

All three-dozen people who watched that silly exercise were impressed with Barack Hussein Obama's speech.

In 2004, during the great Second Bush Landslide, Barack Hussein Obama was elected to the US Senate easily because the residents of Chicagoland don't know any better after years of brain-washing by the Daley family. It also helped that Obama's Republican opponent, Jack Ryan, was forced to drop out when it was revealed he had sex with his wife Jeri Ryan. Star Trek nerds were offended that he had befouled 7-of-9, and forced Ryan's ouster from the race.

[edit] Dishonesty

Dishonesty is not in his dictionary. That is, if he wrote his own dictionary.

Dishonesty is also the tactic that the reptilian aliens from "V" used in their attempt to harvest humans for food.

[edit] Speech Thief

Barack may or may not be honest, but no one disputes his blatant plagiarism. Mr. Hussein Obama has stolen from every great American and claimed it was all his own ideas.

[edit] People He Has Stolen From

Ronald Reagan's Mourning In America speech

[edit] Obama Girl

Obama Girl is Obama's mistress. Why does Barack hate marriage?

[edit] The Council of Doom

The Council of Doom has made it their #3 priority to make sure that Barack Obama does what is right for the people of America. By getting polls every hour, the Council can force Barack Obama to go with the polls. He is hard on the outside, but very soft on the inside, like a barnacle. Once the Council gets control, they will continue to assure that the country is run correctly by brainwashing him, then programming a clone of him to do what the voters want. It will be the greatest dynasty the great America has ever seen. This short paragraph brought to you by the Council of Doom: We Got Your Back.

[edit] Reasons Why He Won't Make a Great President

Barack Hussein Obama is a Skrull.
Barack Hussein Obama doesn't wear a flag pin in the shower.
Barack Hussein Obama is married to Oprah Winfrey.
Barack Hussein Obama is a self-proclaimed Bears fan.
Barack Hussein Obama is a Democrat.
Barack Hussein Obama is a liberal.
Barack Hussein Obama is not black, or white. Therefore he's imaginary since the world exists in black and white with nothing in between.
Barack Hussein Obama already has Secret Service guards, so he will probably just get assassinated anyway.
Barack Hussein Obama would unwittingly usher in the end of the world. Just watch all those disaster movies and notice how the President is always either black or Bill Pulman to see what we mean.
Barack Hussein Obama is a liar.
Barack Hussein Obama is communist in a blackish whitish body.
Barack Hussein Obama supports the liberal arts.
Barack Hussein Obama also supports the gays.
Barack Hussein Obama eats stem cells.
Barack Hussein Obama eats unborn babies.
Barack Hussein Obama kills cute bunnies.
Barack Hussein Obama deals drugs. This explains why Hillary is mad at him: he's taking her money! and is really taking over her drug trade.
Barack Hussein Obama smokes weed at NAACP conventions.
Barack Hussein Obama hates the Greatest Country On Gods Green Earth.
Barack Hussein Obama loves expensive suites.
Barack Hussein Obama was a congressmen.
Barack Hussein Obama hates Bush.
Barack Hussein Obama hates Barney.
Barack Hussein Obama is not a Republican.
Barack Hussein Obama smokes crack and was a crack baby.
Barack Hussein Obama loves Nancy Pelosi.
Barack Hussein Obama is related to O.J. Simpson (by blood).
Barack Hussein Obama doesn't have enough experience.
Barack Hussein Obama receives support from Giuliani's daughter, which proves he's having sex with teen white women.
Barack Hussein Obama is too snore-y and stinky.
Barack Hussein Obama doesn't have a wide stance.
Barack Hussein Obama's campaign manager advised bin Laden.
Barack Hussein Obama uses the word "change" all the time, but doesn't know how he is going to change anything.
Barack Hussein Obama lives in Chicago, IL which has the zip code 60606. Take out the zeros and what do ya got?
Barack Hussein Obama is all-to-good of a storyteller.
Barack Hussein Obama is one of those reptile people from the mini-series "V".