User:Obliq
From Wikiality
He is most well known for being "Player Coach to the Stars", advising many of Hollywood & Capitol Hill's most scandalous residents and is currently Stephen Colbert's personal "Player Coach" and unofficial new "black friend".
As well as being a former member of both the Black Panther Party and Team America: World Police, Coleman has also some extensive undercover work with for the CIA in their Ku Klux Klan undercover unit. He is also spear heading Dr. Colbert's effort of converting C-Span to 24-7 BEAR channel dedicated to stalking , tracking and identifying ,the fecal droppings of the most vicious killing machines on the planet, and is dedicated to spreading the truthiness about these animals. ObliQ is also a certified BAMF.
PERSONAL LIFE
Coleman was born in Chicago, IL and grew up on Chicago's South Side in the Six-Tray neighborhood in the era of the turf war between the blood thirsty & notorious Gangster Disciples & Vice Lords street gangs. He was headed down the wrong path when, at age eleven, Coleman realized that he had an unparalled gift of gab and subsequently negotiated a treaty between the two reputed street gangs.
At age twelve, coleman purchased his first Too $hort rap CD and he began to learn , study, and practice the arts of Pimpology & Playerism, prompting him to found the Chicago Institute of Pimpology in 1994. By 1997, the institute became an accredited university and Coleman received his PhD (pimpin' hoes daily) degree from Too $hort himself.
He has been married to Jessica Bryant Coleman for 2 years and, even after his marriage, he has continued his previous connection with the Chicago Institute of Pimpology as a full-time professor, & Player Advisor to the stars.
DR. COLEMAN: PLAYER ADVISOR TO THE STARS
Coleman has been sought for player advice and counsel by many of Hollywood & Capitol Hill's most popular and scandalous residents. Many of his clients include, but are not limited to:
1. Stephen Colbert
2. President Bill Clinton
3. Clarence Thomas
4. Hugh Grant
5. O.J. Simpson
6. Paula Abdul
7. Woody Allen
8. Jay-Z
9. 50 Cent
10. Snoop Dogg
11. Heidi Fliess
12. Gary Condit
13. Monica Lewinski
14. Jim Bakker
15. Jimmy Swaggart
16. Marv Albert
17. Bill O'Reilly
18. The 2005 Minnesota Vikings
19. R. Kelly
20. President Andrew Jackson
21. John F. Kennedy
22. Steve Urkel
23. David Hasslehoff
24. Superfly
25. Leon Phelps (The Ladies' Man)
26. The 40 Year Old Virgin
Coleman has just started his new Player In a Management Position (P.I.M.P.) program. To bring the pimping philosophy to mainstream surburban white kids.
